Rick and Greg the Grand crew on the Hard: Friday march 8

We have been without Internet for two days now. We spent a very quiet night at Grand Case on st Martin (fr). Rick and I were euchred 3 times in a row which doesn't say much for his ability.
Yesterday's highlight was the performance and equipment required to put Louise in her bathing suit. It required Rick to assist and various powders, lotions and lubricants. When the suit finally surrendered there was a sound similar to the one you can make pulling your thumb out of your mouth against your cheek. What a wondrous fabric is spandex. When Louise removed the obviously faulty bathing attire she was shot around the room like a rapidly deflating balloon..
09:30 yesterday we arrived and set anchYyyyor easily in 15 feet with sandy bottom a few weeds. The anchor slid a few feet and bit like a rabid squirrel.

We went ashore and camped at Zen It a beach bar of some disrepute. Louise and I went walking in opposite directions ( we are having a little tiff because she hates my playlist (Zac Brown, Crooked Still, Gavin Degraw, Nora Jones, Ryan Adams, Bill Monroe, John Williams and Nickel Creek. )) albeit a tad all over the map but not to be hated.
Beautiful beach. Some swam and having swum will swim again. We had lunch. Not sure if the cheese burger was goat or beef. The menu said 'goat cheese burger' you would think it was goat cheese. But it might have been a goat-cheese burger. Oh well it was good. This is the French side and you would think they would get the fries right, not so but being Canadians we ate them all.
It's ricks 67th birthday. He is already wearing his birthday suit. In the continuing salute to spandex this suit is white with black stripping and is extremely flattering from ricks perspective and horrifies Louise. In order to make the birthday suit PG he had to put a sock in it. After about 30 minutes the sock disappeared I think we will have to go to shore and find a proctologist.